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Your destination

I've been out sight seeing with my parents. Mum had been mucking with the GPS and just as we pulled up the GPS stated " You have arrived at your destination" :rolleyes: We were at a cemetery eek)...

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International .............

Egg Day. Yes thats right International egg day :rolleyes: Never heard of it before :confused: So make sure you mark your calenders as not to miss the big day :rolleyes: You'd have egg on your face...

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Road Rooster

I bought mum this colourful rooster made out of tin. What mum would do with a tin rooster is beyond me but i like him so i bought it for her :biggrin: I figured most well have some fun with it on the...

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Why is it

That no matter how hard i try, things happens :confused: At a 3 year olds birthday party this morning. I had bought some of those poppas that are full of pretty colour bits of paper. Just as i pulled...

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Blaster Bates

If anyone fancies a chuckle, go to youtube, and have a listen to Blaster Bates. He was a demolition man who used explosives. Some of his language is not very PC, but it's not too bad though. His...

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Funny / cute ad

Davelambert posted this ad a couple years ago and i loved it. Thought i would repost it for anyone who hasnt seen it.

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We wuz brung up proper.

WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER !! "And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, and 60's. First, we survived being born to...

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Love the Aussie humour

Copper Wire & Communication After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors...

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Cheap mouse

When i got my lap top about 15 months ago i had trouble using the touch pad on it so bought myself a cheap $14 mouse for it. This mouse has been brilliant :biggrin: A bird chewed part of it up so we...

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The Importance of Exercise

:2fun::2fun::2fun: Not much i can say http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=rgz-L36LauM

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Michael the Mouse.

Michael the Mouse., a true story. Here is the story of Michael the mouse, He’s now been seen all over the my house. Only the toilet has been spared from his prescence, It’s too high to reach, and it’s...

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Scottish Obituary

A scottish woman went to the local newspaper office to publish the obituary for her recently deceased husband. The obits editor informed her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She paused,...

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3 Wise Women

If there were 3 wise women, maybe?? Attached Images 3 wise women.jpg (19.6 KB)

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Past caring now.

As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world, too soon; before they understood the great...

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Stupid poster ads

In the doctors surgery there is a poster ad on the wall thats says "Its 3am and your doctors surgery is closed but we arent" There is then a phone number that you can ring for help. Nothing wrong with...

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Dead Penguins.

Wondered why you never see dead penguins lying around when they pass around in the ice wilderness:confused: Fact is that penguins are a very commited and caring set of birds and when a member passes on...

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Christmas cheer.

I have not been on here the past week due to preparing for Xmas but am all pretty much done now. Are you feeling in the Christmas cheer or are you Scrooge?

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Lonely lad

All by myself tonight. Good job i am getting aftershave this Xmas no doubt!

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A toy for Christmas

The Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one...

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The death of crows

Bird talk I never knew this. It amazes me how much we can learn on the 'net. I heard that they found almost 200 dead crows nearby, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had...

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