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Bought the dish alive

Watched a cooking show earlier with my grandson. Them judges say some silly things:rolleyes: They cooked seafood.Well done, that yabbie really brings that dish to life Maybe they forgot to cook the...

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ENGLISH or is it??

Was just reading our Gibbo's post on her Magpie friends thread. It is such a laugh :D:D Especially when the different words that the UK, Oz and US members use for the same thing. If I said that I was...

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If I were a car

If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum...

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The girls he left behind

Windsor and Richmond Gazette (NSW : 1888 - 1954) - Saturday 17 July 1897 A one-time Hawkesbury "boy" who is now in Westralia, in writing to a Windsor friend, states that he recently received no less...

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Gibbo's Big Ben

Well it was in the cheapie box for $1 and since it was so cute i bought it:biggrin: PS thats not dirt under my thumb nail, its hair dye:rolleyes: Attached Images 004.jpg (31.4 KB)

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Lympic Games

I was sitting waiting for husband and got talking to woman waiting for her husband. "Have you been watching the Olympics?" I said I had. "I can't be doing with that game with all the sand." she said...

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The Poor Pharmacist

The Pharmacist's Monday Morning Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I...

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The winker.

;)A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best...

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Almond treats

Hope this hasn't been posted before..eek) Almond Treats - A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a...

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Arrogant teen.

This was sent to me, by my Ma in Law.:biggrin:Attachment 1096 Attached Images Capture.jpg (68.9 KB)

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Phone a friend

Well what can i say :2fun::2fun:

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Senior Surfers.

SENIORS & COMPUTERS.......... As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks...

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Dancing

A husband took his wife to a disco at the weekend… There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large… Breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works! The wife turns to her husband and says: "See...

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Purina Diet

I was at BigW buying a bag of Purina dog food for the dogs, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her...

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terms of endearment

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My...

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Prank on the Mom with Just a Cute Cockroach. lol

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Computer Help

Wish I had thought of this! :cool:

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Make me feel like a woman!

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.'I'm too young to die,' she wails.Then she...

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Gibbo's weak jokes

An immigrant from Poland who was married to an American barged into the police station out of breath. “My wife, she try to kill me” he stammered. “Are you absolutely sure?” questioned the police...

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Cast Away and Tom Hanks

Their advertising this movie on the telly tonight. I seen it ages ago and certainly wont be watching again, i only have one word for it ........... BORING !! :rolleyes:

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